Halloween rocks. And this Halloween rocked. Here are a few things to entertain you for just a moment....
How to find a masculine costume for your effeminate son,
How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
A few funny Halloween costumes from Ellen and a anti-rapist dog,
How I danced at the rockin-est party this weekend,
While wearing this.
That's right. I was the one and only Miss Trunchbull.
1. Sometimes costumes can be a little too accurate and consequently super funny and awkward to laugh at.
2. The smell of donuts is a hard thing to top. A warm donut and a glass of apple cider may top it.
3. Soup is the best.
4. I am a Mormon Jay-Z fan.
5. The Phantom of the Opera is a long, long movie.
6. HALLOWEEN ROCKS.